I forgot to say one thing about “Til Debt Do U$ Part.” It’s the only show I’ve ever seen where middle-class Canadians spend as mindlessly and fecklessly as Regency-era lords and baronets. I keep expecting Gail Vaz-Oxlade to demand that they retrench to Bath! Better hope someone has a nice dowry.

Wait, who are you?
I’m Sarah L. Crowder:
Writer, performer, sewist, bookkeeper. My personal style is called Darth Marple. She/Her. Afraid of clowns, spiders, & sticky jam hands.
Unapologetically fat.
Bombastic Frippery
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