There is a correct way to hang toilet paper, and the 1891 patent proves it. Over forever!
Wait, who are you?
I’m Sarah L. Crowder:
Writer, performer, sewist, bookkeeper. My personal style is called Darth Marple. She/Her. Afraid of clowns, spiders, & sticky jam hands.
Unapologetically fat.
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