Sarah L. Crowder

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Wherein we are vindicated.

February 13, 2020
by SLC

There is a correct way to hang toilet paper, and the 1891 patent proves it. Over forever!

Wherein we analyze a comment for no particular reason.
Wherein we squeeze a little love out of a black heart.

Wait, who are you?

I’m Sarah L. Crowder:
Writer, performer, sewist, bookkeeper. My personal style is called Darth Marple. She/Her. Afraid of clowns, spiders, & sticky jam hands.
Unapologetically fat.

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