Wherein, in light of current political developments, we list six orange things that do not make us nauseous.

  1. Satsuma oranges.
  2. Carrots. (Though they’ve only been orange for a few hundred years, believe it or not.)
  3. Gritty, who was also acquitted this week.
  4. Those weird orange slice candies that are basically an excuse to eat sugar suspended in corn starch. (I list these with the caveat that they will make a person nauseous if ingested in significant quantities.)
  5. Ernie, of Bert and Ernie.
  6. Monarch butterflies.

Let’s see, half of those items are edible, one is a puppet, and one is puppet-adjacent. That seems about right.