I tend to dither over a first post, inflating its importance in my mind until I’m paralyzed with anxiety and perfectionism, then procrastinating until I never use the blog at all. I’ve decided to throw that out the...

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I’m Sarah L. Crowder:
Writer, performer, sewist, bookkeeper. Originator of Darth Marple style. Afraid of clowns, spiders, & sticky jam hands. She/Her.
Unapologetically fat.
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